Quotes from Tyler Perry's A Madea Homecoming

Quotes from Tyler Perry's A Madea Homecoming

A Madea Homecoming is a 2022 American comedy film produced, written, and directed by Tyler Perry and his second film to be released by Netflix. Besides Perry, the film stars Cassi Davis-Patton, David Mann, Tamela Mann, Gabrielle Dennis, and Brendan O'Carroll.

Bam: "If I could, I would've folded myself up in there for you as your gift."
Joe: "Bam. You couldn't fold yourself up in a pickup truck."
Joe Simmons
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Leroy Brown: "Joe! That's your grandniece, that's kin to you!"
Joe Simmons: "Grandniece? What the hell is a grandniece? I'm from Alabama. After daughter, it don't damn matter."
Joe Simmons
Children are gonna live their own lives whether we want them to or not.
I'll give you a lesson in life. In the morning, the sun will rise, and if it don't, you have died.
Joe Simmons
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Rosa Parks is a whole entire Civil Rights hero. She's a shero.
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A future isn't a future without a past.
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Tim: "How you doin'?"
Joe: "Uh, fair to middlin'. Nuts don't work, but they still trying. They'll crank out a little now and then to make her happy."
Tim: "Okay... uh, I didn't need to know that."
Joe Simmons
What you batting your eyes and fixing your hair for? Bam, you barking up the wrong trees.
Joe Simmons
Never let your girlfriend and your man hang out too often!
I didn't make it rain, but I sure made it drizzle.
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Get your hand away! You ain't heard of COVID-1920?
Joe Simmons
Just like an apple trying to get through the eye of a needle.
Joe Simmons
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I wish I was a mirror, so I can see myself inside of you.
Joe Simmons
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What the hell kind of sense it make what these police doing to black people?
Joe Simmons
We don't pay no fines, they gotta catch me first.

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