Quotes from Tyler Perry's A Madea Homecoming

Bam: "If I could, I would've folded myself up in there for you as your gift."
Joe: "Bam. You couldn't fold yourself up in a pickup truck."

Leroy Brown: "Joe! That's your grandniece, that's kin to you!"
Joe Simmons: "Grandniece? What the hell is a grandniece? I'm from Alabama. After daughter, it don't damn matter."

Children are gonna live their own lives whether we want them to or not.

I'll give you a lesson in life. In the morning, the sun will rise, and if it don't, you have died.

Rosa Parks is a whole entire Civil Rights hero. She's a shero.

A future isn't a future without a past.

Tim: "How you doin'?"
Joe: "Uh, fair to middlin'. Nuts don't work, but they still trying. They'll crank out a little now and then to make her happy."
Tim: "Okay... uh, I didn't need to know that."

What you batting your eyes and fixing your hair for? Bam, you barking up the wrong trees.

Never let your girlfriend and your man hang out too often!

I didn't make it rain, but I sure made it drizzle.

Get your hand away! You ain't heard of COVID-1920?

Just like an apple trying to get through the eye of a needle.

I wish I was a mirror, so I can see myself inside of you.

What the hell kind of sense it make what these police doing to black people?

We don't pay no fines, they gotta catch me first.