Bam: "If I could, I would've folded myself up in there for you as your gift."
Joe: "Bam. You couldn't fold yourself up in a pickup truck."
Leroy Brown: "Joe! That's your grandniece, that's kin to you!"
Joe Simmons: "Grandniece? What the hell is a grandniece? I'm from Alabama. After daughter, it don't damn matter."
Children are gonna live their own lives whether we want them to or not.A Madea Homecoming
I'll give you a lesson in life. In the morning, the sun will rise, and if it don't, you have died.A Madea Homecoming, by Joe Simmons
Rosa Parks is a whole entire Civil Rights hero. She's a shero.A Madea Homecoming
A future isn't a future without a past.A Madea Homecoming
Tim: "How you doin'?"
Joe: "Uh, fair to middlin'. Nuts don't work, but they still trying. They'll crank out a little now and then to make her happy."
Tim: "Okay... uh, I didn't need to know that."
What you batting your eyes and fixing your hair for? Bam, you barking up the wrong trees.A Madea Homecoming, by Joe Simmons
Never let your girlfriend and your man hang out too often!A Madea Homecoming
I didn't make it rain, but I sure made it drizzle.A Madea Homecoming
Get your hand away! You ain't heard of COVID-1920?A Madea Homecoming, by Joe Simmons
Just like an apple trying to get through the eye of a needle.A Madea Homecoming, by Joe Simmons
I wish I was a mirror, so I can see myself inside of you.A Madea Homecoming, by Joe Simmons
What the hell kind of sense it make what these police doing to black people?A Madea Homecoming, by Joe Simmons
We don't pay no fines, they gotta catch me first.A Madea Homecoming