The best Quotes from 8-Bit Christmas

Every kid has that one gift they want more than anything for Christmas. This is the story of mine.

Sometimes during Christmas, just when you think all hope is lost, something magical happens.

Jake: "This is bigger than Christmas! This is our Vietnam."
Tammy: "I don't think that means what you think it means."

Annie: "Did you wear a helmet?"
Jake: "Yeah, we always wore helmets in the 80s!"

Nintendo. A maze of rubber wiring and electronic intelligence so advanced it was deemed not a video game but an 8-Bit entertainment system.

Neighbor: "What do you want?"
Jake: "Want to buy a wreath?"
Neighbor: "Ma! This kid thinks your wreath sucks!"

Sold out in 20 minutes. Suddenly, one woman punched a grandma right in the throat. Same family, too.

Mikey was tough, tenacious, and was allowed to watch R-rated movies, and it showed.

John: "No Nintendo in my house!"
Kathy: "I second that."
Lizzy: "Looks like a no-go on the Nin-ten-do."

And there she was, glistening in all her plastic glory.

Annie: "Are you making all this up?"
Jake: "No. No way!"

A kid who thinks, how refreshing.

Video games have been doing all kinds of strange things to children.

Jake: "The year was 1987... or was it '88? Super Bowl was '86...-"
Annie: "Okay, does it really matter, dad?"
Jake: "Oh, okay. The year was the late 80s."

You know how you meet someone and you have no idea they have money? Timmy Keen is the opposite of that.

This is Millennium-Falcon-super-cool!

That Nintendo's mine!

First prize is a brand new Nintendo entertainment system!