The best Quotes from 21 Jump Street

Captain Dickson: "New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and f*ck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed."
Jenko: "Oh, I love Disneyland!"
Captain Dickson: "You two sons of b*tches are going to college!"

Captain Dickson

College Disneyland

Jenko: "Got a pound of coke."
Schmidt: "We are trying to show them a good time, not ruin their f*cking lives."
Jenko: "Pound of marijuana?"
Schmidt: "Best party ever!"

Marijuana & Weed Cocaine

I really thought this job would have more car chases and explosions... and less homeless people doodooing everywhere.

Greg Jenko

Police

If any of my officers are caught giving alcohol to minors, they'll find themselves in prison with a snorkel duct taped to their mouth, and me shitting down that snorkel!

Captain Dickson

Sanders: "You punched me because I'm gay?"
Jenko: "What? No, I... oh, come on. I punched him and... he turned out to be gay afterwards."

Greg Jenko

Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?

Greg Jenko

Chemistry

Dickson: "Don't f*ck no students, don't f*ck no teachers."
Schmidt: "Sir, I know we may look like a couple of lady-killers, but me and my partner will be super professional."
Dickson: "Clearly I wasn't talking to you, big-titties. You cherub-looking motherf*cker. I was talking to your partner, fake-ass Handsome McGee here. When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say 'shut the f*ck up', I'm talking to you."

Captain Dickson

Liking comic books is popular, environmental awareness, being tolerant. If I was just born ten years later, I would have been the coolest person ever.

Morton Schmidt

Nerds Comic Books

Jenko: "You have the right to remain... an attorney."
Hardy: "Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?"
Schmidt: "You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to."

You know what they do to handsome guy like me in prison. It rhymes with grape.

Eric Molson

Prisons

They're teenagers, man. They're really stupid, so you should blend right in.

Captain Dickson

Teenagers

You are here because you some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' motherf*ckers.

Captain Dickson

Dickson: "He's white, that means people actually give a shit."
Schmidt: "I would just like to say that I would give a shit if he were black."

Morton Schmidt

Jenko: "Where do we report to?"
Hardy: "Down on Jump Street. 37 Jump Street... wait, that doesn't sound right."

[about all the photos of him in his parents' house] It looks like I died in a car crash and you never got over me.

Morton Schmidt

Sir, if I have to suck someone's dick... I will, but I prefer not to.

Morton Schmidt

Annie Schmidt: "What kind of a sick animal draws an ejaculating penis into a 8-year-old's mouth?"
Greg Jenko: "It's arguably, like, an airplane throwing up."
Annie Schmidt: "You think I don't know that's a dick and balls? I know all about dick and balls! I partied with Robert Downey Jr. before he got sober, when he was really f*cked up and a lot of fun!"

Robert Downey, Jr.

You don't care about the environment? That's f*cked up, man!

Eric Molson

Get your... motherf*cking ass up when I'm talking to you! I know what ya'll thinking. Angry black Captain. It ain't nothing but a stupid stereotype. Well let me tell you something, I'm black, and I worked my ass off to become Captain, and sometimes I get angry. So suck a dick!

Captain Dickson

You never won't know what you can't achieve before you don't achieve it.

Mr. Gordon

We're like, in the end of "Die Hard" right now, only it's our actual life!

Morton Schmidt

Hey! stop f*cking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems! He's busy... with Korean shit!

Captain Dickson

Quotes about 21 Jump Street

All of everything we've ever done has been riding on low expectations. "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs", a terrible idea. Doing "21 Jump Street" as a movie is a terrible idea. "The Lego Movie" sounds like a terrible idea.

Christopher Miller

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

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With a bucket of Lego, you can tell any story. You can build an airplane or a dragon or a pirate ship - it's whatever you can imagine.

Christopher Miller

Lego

Low expectations is the key to happiness in life.

Christopher Miller

Expectations Wise Sayings

When I was a kid on the playground, fights were about who got to play Han Solo. He's just one of the best characters ever created.

Christopher Miller

Han Solo

You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see. But you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.

Johnny Depp

Heart Feelings & Emotions Seeing

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one, because if you really loved the first one you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

Johnny Depp

Love

Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.

Johnny Depp

Love Laughing & Smile Breathing

My Body is my Journal, and my Tattoos are my Story.

Johnny Depp

Tattoos

I just don't want to stop finding things interesting. I don't want to ever stop learning. I want to be a weird encyclopedia of bizarre knowledge.

Brie Larson

Now I find seriousness to be rather ridiculous.

Brie Larson

Maybe you're not perfect, but you're willing to actually look at yourself and take some kind of accountability. That's a change. It might not mean that you can turn everything around, but I think there's something incredibly hopeful about that.

Brie Larson

I love exploring the characters that I play, but the reason I sign on for something isn't the details of the story but the universal message.

Brie Larson

I always wanted to be a film-maker when I was younger, not an actor. I was an eight-year-old who dreamed of being a writer on 'The Simpsons,' which was a weird dream to have. But I started taking acting classes as a way to learn how to direct actors and I sort of fell in love with it.

Jonah Hill

The Simpsons

It's always better to shock people and change people's expectations than to give them exactly what they think you can do. It's not unexpected for me to be in a comedy film anymore; I'm no longer the underdog in that world. Not that I'm great or good at it or anything, it's just that I've done a bunch of them, so you're not shocked.

Jonah Hill

I've never had issues with popularity. I was always a popular guy... I've always had friends and loved ones and everything, so it wasn't like, 'Oh man, I gotta fill some void that was left by high school.' I had a great high-school experience.

Jonah Hill

All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn't like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can't live like a kid forever, you know?

Jonah Hill

Superbad

Everyone's a nerd inside. I don't care how "cool" you are.

Channing Tatum

Nerds

I grew up in Florida, where if you weren't comfortable dancing, you weren't going to get any girls.

Channing Tatum

Florida

Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things like a double cheeseburger.

Channing Tatum

Hamburgers

I'm thankful for weird people out there 'cause they're some of the most creative people.

Channing Tatum

Craziness & Weirdness

I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker.

Robert Downey, Jr.

My dream was to help my hometown, a small island hidden under the A in Atlantic, called Swallow Falls. We were one of the leading exporters of sardines. Until the day Baby Brent Sardine cannery closed when everyone realized that sardines... are super gross.

Flint Lockwood in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Elliot: "I'm not hiding, I was just looking for my... you know, the... I was looking for my dignity."
J.D.: "Did you find it?"
Elliot: "No. I must've left it at college."

Elliot Reid in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 1

College Dignity

Disneyland isn't designed just for children. When does a person stop being a child? Can you say that a child is ever entirely eliminated from an adult?

Walt Disney

Children & Childhood Age Disneyland

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Bob Marley

Alcohol Drugs Marijuana & Weed

I take quaaludes ten to fifteen times a day for my "back pain", adderall tostay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine well... 'cause its awesome.

Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

Drugs Cocaine

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