2016 - The most memorable Quotes of the year

Clearly, Donald Trump's victory is an additional stone in the building of a new world, destined to replace the old one.

Donald say he wants to tun for president and move on into the White House. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of they home.

Together, my friends, we have begun a political revolution to transform America and that revolution - Our Revolution - continues.

Events keep happening that seem inexplicable and out of control. Donald Trump, Brexit, the War in Syria, the endless migrant crisis, random bomb attacks.

If you've been sexually harassed or assaulted write "me too" as a reply to this tweet.

Wilson Aubry: "You victimize innocent people and poop in little girls' mouths."
Eric Cartman: "That's not true, Wilson. We're Coon and Friends, not Harvey Weinstein."

Are we happy that 99% of all new income is going to the top 1%? Are we happy that one family in this country owns more than the bottom 130 million people?

In The Matrix, 1999 is described as the peak of human civilization and I laughed about that. But then the next 24 years happened now I'm like, "yeah, maybe the machines had a point."

In 40 years, our kids are going on a 2010s party, carrying E-Cigarettes, Fidget Spinners, greet themselves with dabs and shoot dog-selfies.

"So we're now going into the year 2020?"
"Yes."
"That means... 2010 has been 10 years ago?"
"Nope. Impossible."

The 2010s were a wild ride: selfies, Brexit, Gangnam Style. We all loved, hated, and laughed through it all. From fidget spinners to TikTok trends, the decade was full of surprises. But hey, at least we had enough memes to wipe away our tears of laughter. Here's to the 2020s, let's see what the next funny trend will be!

In the 2010s, as technology changed and the Internet flourished, a revolution took place. People from all over the world connected, thoughts were shared, knowledge expanded. Yet, not everything was as it seemed. Fake news and manipulation increased, and society became divided. Thus, the glorious hopes that once filled people's hearts faded away.

2010s, full of life and light,
A decade that promises so much, alright.
Innovation and technology abound,
A time of progress, never to confound.

Always connected, always online,
The world in our hands, so fine.
So many apps, so many sites,
We share and communicate, day and night.

But the dark side is never far,
Fake news and cyberbullying, bizarre.
The climate crisis looms ahead,
We must act now, no time to dread.

I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it - Jeffrey enjoys his social life.

In order to make America great and glorious again, I am tonight announcing my candidacy for president of the United States.

I'm not going to say it right now. So, everybody, I promise you, in the very next - very, very, very short period of time, you're going to be so happy.

If you want to stop the destruction of our country and save the American dream, then this Tuesday you must vote Republican in a giant way.

We have no lesson to teach Russia if we concurrently roll out the red carpet to Qatar, Saudi Arabia and China.

After much consideration & conversation with my family, I've decided to give up smoke. Please respect my privacy at this time.

Let's be clear. This election won't be over when Trump says it's over. It will be over after every vote is counted.

Sometimes history repeats itself. And sometimes it doesn't.

Brexit Analogy; We've all been on a night out with a mate who says, "it's shit here - let's go somewhere else." Then, when you leave, you realise he has no idea where to go and the place you left won't let you back in. The United Kingdom is standing in a kebab shop at 2 am, arguing about whose fault it is.

If the threat is jihadism - and it is - and the threat is the destruction of Syria so that all of these refugees are swamping into Europe and changing the whole character and politics of Europe, this is the time to unite to find a way out.