In The Matrix, 1999 is described as the peak of human civilization and I laughed about that. But then the next 24 years happened now I'm like, "yeah, maybe the machines had a point."
So cool that we can stream any song on Spotify these days. In the 2000s, downloading a single MP3 took several hours, and you had to be worried about the FBI knocking on your door the whole time.
It's the 2000s. You're bedazzling a pair of jeans in your room that's covered in Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears posters. Life is good.
Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and memories of the 2000s to accept the things I can't.